Wrong calculation

This post will bring chilling horror memories for young unmarried couples who had unprotected sex before... so young couples, u are going to know exactly what im talking about in this post...

i best describe it in a scenario... or a dialogue for that matter..

(the conversation starts with the young couple having unprotected sex)


bf: oohhh...ahhh....yes baby... oh man... im coming....

gf: oh..oh..oh... come baby....come....

bf: aaaaahhhhh.... im home..... omg baby...that was great aint it...

gf: yeah..im tired la... btw, u did use protection rite..?

bf: whaaaat!!! u said u had ur period a couple days back when we were arguing..

gf: nooo...i said that because u wont understand what im feeling at that time... thats why i said that im having a period to make u understand why im upset.. so did u wear or not?

bf: eerr...no

(by this time, the bf's big john 'penis' suddenly shrink to a lovely princess sophie 'dah kecut la for those who tak paham')

7 months later...

the moral of this story is... do your calculations properly.. infact, u could hire me... im doing finance,accounting and management degree, so im kinda good in calculating whatever.. especially when to play and when not to play....hahahah

(THIS POST IS JUST A JOKE... IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYBODY ALIVE OR DEAD...THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BLOG SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ADVICE GIVEN IN THE POST)

My Top 3 Favourite Movies of All Time

Ahh... the excitement of a movie... while there are many good new movies that came out recently, I wonder if there are any real good ones to challenge my top 3 all time favourites..


One movie that i think might stand a chance

of doing that is Dark Knight... if all the hype is to be believed la...


Although i have never seen dark knight yet...i still doubt it could dethrown my top three...


jeng jeng jeng... laaadiiiieesss and gentlemeeeeenn.... let me present to you the number one movie of all time in khairi's book... it is none other than the Gladiatorrrrrr....


this is by far the best movie i had ever seen.. the way they fight, the way they talk...oh man...


and the best part is when caesar jr demands to know who was the spaniard... and the reply i shit u not, gave me the goosebumps...

'my name is maximus decimus meridus..commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions..loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius...father to a murdered son..husband to a murdered wife... and i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next...'

woooww... now thats the undisputed number one...

now to the second spot... and i have seen a number of fans making this movie their number one... the count of monte cristo..

this movie has it all... from love to action to wealth.. everything... its sort of the hindi movie of the west actually... hehehehhe


one of the quotes that i like in this movie is in the last part... 'i am a count, not a saint'...


and finally...the third all time favourite... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!


hahahhaha...i know i know...some of u might be thinking 'what the hell..??' i was a kid the first time i watch the movie... and the 'delorean' (the time machine), to me is the coolest car there is at that time...

I just love this movie... its like... makes u go gaga at that time... its funny, its serious at times... and time travel is the bomb yo...

hahahhahah....


i would never change the channel if this movie is on...although i already have the part 1,2, and 3 dvds... this is by far the most watched movie ever ..... by me at least.....


i love the movie and car so much that my car is called

'delorean'

hahahhaha

its been a hell of a ride aint it delorean... hahaha


i guess thats it... till then... take care...

Intro

Well...
I guess this is the start of many fun posts that I am gonna write about my experience, all the ups and downs and many more concerning my life.. This would be my first diary i guess... since i have never had a diary before..

I hope you all enjoy yourselves and although some of it may be abit boring... just hang in there aite'...