Gonna Miss Em'

Hmmm... 3 more days and im off to Nottingham, UK.. Before i embark on my journey to the robinhood town, i guess it is appropriate for me to show abit of my heavily guarded sensitivity (faiz aka papa bear wants me to show my emotions before i leave Malaysia) and post something a little hmmm... whats the word for it... touching... hahahhaha... i have been having sleepless nights thinking about what i ll miss most about my home, Malaysia... tanah tumpahnya darahku...tempat ku dilahirkan... tempat ku bergembira...bersedih... hahahaha... see, told ya im letting out my emotions..lol... anyway... here are the list of things/people i ll miss the most...

abah and mama... these are undisputedly the two people i ll miss the most... duhh... i ll start with abah... im gonna miss our long conversations about politics, religions, golf, money management, the world and many more.... ask him about anything and he ll give good if not brilliant answers... and mama... her caring love will forever feed my heart no matter where i am... i ll miss seeing her glowing smile everyday... and her cooking too... fish curry, sweet and sour fish, black pepper beef n many more.. hmmm...im famished... (im fasting btw)... NEXT...

BEBE BEBE BEBE.... the most loveable cat there is... will definitely miss our afternoon naps together... u could do anything to her and she wont scratch u...aint it true bebe? hahahhaha... although i have two other cats, bobo and rosyam nor, i wont miss them as much as i will miss bebe... i guess its because i have had bebe since she was a kitten....

The third thing i ll miss would have to be my 'penthouse'... anything u ll ever need is in this room.... playstation 2, fridge, tv, wireless connection, practice putting mat, comfy bed n of course, a clean dry bathroom... had alot of beautiful memories in this bedroom... especially the bed... if u know what i mean... hahahhaha... no complaints what so ever by my exs... hahahha.. im just joking... really hope my hostel room in UK would be this cozy...

and of course... my 'de lorean'... what will i do without u baby... 1.8 turbo engine, sporty rims... ur my first, my last... my everything....

not forgetting my golf set... PING driver, X-20 CALLAWAY IRONS, TITLEIST vokey wedge and PING G8 putter.... alot of tournaments and bets are won using this golf set... great memories... if abah is coming to visit me in December.... i ll probably ask him to bring it along... heheheheheh

Finally... what i ll miss most is HOME itself...Been living in this house for almost 20 years now... the memories i have in this mansion are priceless....i may have other homes later in life but it will eternally be my home in my heart..

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Well i guess thats about it... and no...im not crying ..hahahha... BUT... it was emotional...

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p/s: the next post should be about UK... till then... cheers..

Petronas's Finest Going UK

Its been a while since i blog... well there is nothing much that really caught my attention... but i managed to interview some of Petronas's top scholars who after waiting so long to get their financial approval from petronas to continue their studies in UK, finally got the nod on thursday... so here goes... i did not tamper nor change any of their exact comments... among the questions are : how did u feel, the first thing u would do there etc....


Muhammad Zulhilmi Binti Ariffin

"like ohh myy godddd... i have been waiting likeeeee duuuhhh... soo longg.. i even got this pinky vera wang bag to bring along... its like soo awesssooomme that im going there..i felt so goood like u know...when tom cruise said 'u complete me in jerry maguire kinda feeling.... hmmm let me see whats the first thing i would do there... like duhhh...SHOPPINGGGGG...




Muammar Khairil Ramleeey


"saya rasa seronok la kan org kata...syukur dpt peluang camni... pak dgn mak kat kampung selalu pesan belajar rajin rajin.... kini dah dpt peluang gi opeseas... saya akan belajar bersungguh sungguh utk membantu mak dgn pak di kampung...hidup kami....hidup kami....

(the interview could not be continued as Mr Muammar started crying...and did not stop)

Papa Faiz Hassan

"i like chocolates..." nuff said...

Gayry Choy Wee June

"zzzzz...dont disturb aa...."

(Dreaming of getting laid in UK)

Other Petronas's scholars leaving for UK could not be reached for comment.. The management of this blog would like to thank the four top scholars for their comments and hope it will inspire spm leavers to achieve greater success in their studies...


p/s: there is a typo error in one of the students name... Mr Zulhilmi Binti Ariffin is actually Mr Zulhilmi BIN Ariffin.. the management offers its deepest apologies to Mr Zulhilmi for the error..

Wrong calculation

This post will bring chilling horror memories for young unmarried couples who had unprotected sex before... so young couples, u are going to know exactly what im talking about in this post...

i best describe it in a scenario... or a dialogue for that matter..

(the conversation starts with the young couple having unprotected sex)


bf: oohhh...ahhh....yes baby... oh man... im coming....

gf: oh..oh..oh... come baby....come....

bf: aaaaahhhhh.... im home..... omg baby...that was great aint it...

gf: yeah..im tired la... btw, u did use protection rite..?

bf: whaaaat!!! u said u had ur period a couple days back when we were arguing..

gf: nooo...i said that because u wont understand what im feeling at that time... thats why i said that im having a period to make u understand why im upset.. so did u wear or not?

bf: eerr...no

(by this time, the bf's big john 'penis' suddenly shrink to a lovely princess sophie 'dah kecut la for those who tak paham')

7 months later...

the moral of this story is... do your calculations properly.. infact, u could hire me... im doing finance,accounting and management degree, so im kinda good in calculating whatever.. especially when to play and when not to play....hahahah

(THIS POST IS JUST A JOKE... IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYBODY ALIVE OR DEAD...THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BLOG SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ADVICE GIVEN IN THE POST)

My Top 3 Favourite Movies of All Time

Ahh... the excitement of a movie... while there are many good new movies that came out recently, I wonder if there are any real good ones to challenge my top 3 all time favourites..


One movie that i think might stand a chance

of doing that is Dark Knight... if all the hype is to be believed la...


Although i have never seen dark knight yet...i still doubt it could dethrown my top three...


jeng jeng jeng... laaadiiiieesss and gentlemeeeeenn.... let me present to you the number one movie of all time in khairi's book... it is none other than the Gladiatorrrrrr....


this is by far the best movie i had ever seen.. the way they fight, the way they talk...oh man...


and the best part is when caesar jr demands to know who was the spaniard... and the reply i shit u not, gave me the goosebumps...

'my name is maximus decimus meridus..commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions..loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius...father to a murdered son..husband to a murdered wife... and i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next...'

woooww... now thats the undisputed number one...

now to the second spot... and i have seen a number of fans making this movie their number one... the count of monte cristo..

this movie has it all... from love to action to wealth.. everything... its sort of the hindi movie of the west actually... hehehehhe


one of the quotes that i like in this movie is in the last part... 'i am a count, not a saint'...


and finally...the third all time favourite... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!


hahahhaha...i know i know...some of u might be thinking 'what the hell..??' i was a kid the first time i watch the movie... and the 'delorean' (the time machine), to me is the coolest car there is at that time...

I just love this movie... its like... makes u go gaga at that time... its funny, its serious at times... and time travel is the bomb yo...

hahahhahah....


i would never change the channel if this movie is on...although i already have the part 1,2, and 3 dvds... this is by far the most watched movie ever ..... by me at least.....


i love the movie and car so much that my car is called

'delorean'

hahahhaha

its been a hell of a ride aint it delorean... hahaha


i guess thats it... till then... take care...

Intro

Well...
I guess this is the start of many fun posts that I am gonna write about my experience, all the ups and downs and many more concerning my life.. This would be my first diary i guess... since i have never had a diary before..

I hope you all enjoy yourselves and although some of it may be abit boring... just hang in there aite'...